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[squelches]
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Ugh.
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try the wild leeks.
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It’s kind of a relaxing palette
cleanser between battles.
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[Speckle] True!
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So, how are things going
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‐with your new girlfriend?
‐Oh, yeah.
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We went out the other night
and we had a really‐‐
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Quick, the Ruby Dragon
has kidnapped Princess Zenyth.
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‐Follow me...
‐[Speckle] Oh, boring.
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I wish we could skip this part.
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Let’s keep collecting plants
instead.
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I just found wild mushrooms!
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Oh, hell yeah!
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Do you accept this mission?
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[both] Nope.
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Hieee.
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Hey Sweeties
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I’m just big gaming with Big
Harry Sally and 69
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Oh, wazzup, Bertie B!
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Do you mind
if I stay up for a while,
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tearing shit up hardcore
with my homie?
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We’re foraging and shizz!
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Oh, yeah, go for it.
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I’ve got, um...
organizing to do.
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So anyways, things are
going great with Ariana,
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but sometimes, I feel like
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I can’t effectively
communicate with her.
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Like she’s afraid
of being vulnerable.
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‐Y’know?
‐I get it.
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Have you tried
telling each other
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every single thought
or feeling you ever have?
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No, I don’t‐‐
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Men! You must come with me!
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Princess Zenyth
is in grave danger.
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Not now, Orc!
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‐Oh, no!
‐[grunts]
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Okay.
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Ooh, look!
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They had seeds in their vest!
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We can plant so many varieties
of lettuce!
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Sweet!
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[buzzing]
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Nope, too scary!
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I need to stop shopping
for sex toys
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when I’m super horny.
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Old reliable!
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Always shakes loose a ’gasm!
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[Speckle] Ooh, my tomato seeds
are sprouting!
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Whoo‐hoho!
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[vibrator buzzing]
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Geoffrey, we can’t be together!
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You are already betrothed
to another!
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But yours are the only
milk biscuits I love.
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Bertie, you must marry me!
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[vibrator buzzing]
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Hmm!
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‐[thunder rumbling]
‐Oh, bother!
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‐[wind gusts]
‐[hooves thudding]
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[gasps]
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‐Having a little trouble?
‐[lightning cracks]
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Eek! Pastry Pete!
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Allow me to help you with this.
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[gasps]
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[explodes]
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[waves crash]
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[crunches]
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‐[vibrator buzzing]
‐Oh, my...
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What the shit was that?
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[Speckle] Yeah, tomato harvest!
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Yo, this community garden
is poppin’ off!
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♪ Tuca and Bertie, Tuca
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♪ Bertie and Tuca
And Tuca and Bertie ♪
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♪ Tuca and Bertie
[vocalizes]
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[crowd cheers]
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[Tuca and Bertie vocalizing]
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[vocalizing continues]
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‐[bell rings]
‐Oh!
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Whatcha looking at?
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‐Oh, nothing.
‐Oh!
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Just scrolling through
every single thing
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ever posted by that girl
I hung out with the other night.
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Ooh, is this just
a crush kinda thing,
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or a "maybe one day, she’ll
help me move" kinda thing?
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I don’t know! Probably platonic.
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Dude, be careful
while creeping on her social!
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Why? What do you mean?
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‐[beeps]
‐Oops!
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Tuca, that pic is
from five years ago,
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‐you’re gonna get caught!
‐How do I undo this?
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Unlike! Unlike!
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Shit, why can’t I unlike?
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Eep!
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I’m sympathy cringing now!
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Ow! Ew! Ow! Ooh!
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Bertie, don’t panic.
I have a plan.
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We just break into Kara’s house,
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steal her phone,
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and smash it with a hammer.
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[Tuca] Then we both kill
ourselves.
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In our suicide notes,
we blame "technology"!
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Oh, no!
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Now, someone’s commenting
on my old photos!
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Oh!
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Okay, hold up.
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Operation Hammer Smash
has been called off.
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[upbeat music]
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What’s up, Tuca!
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Hey, girl, hey!
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How’s it hangin’, Tooky?
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Low and lazy!
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You want your usual?
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Not today, Sam, just browsing!
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Hi, I bought this vibrator
three years ago
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and I need to return it.
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Oh, sure, yeah.
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We can just put it back
on the shelf.
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No! It gave me
a problematic fantasy.
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Um, last night,
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I imagined my old, abusive boss!
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And then this morning,
it happened again!
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Let me take a look.
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[machine whirs, beeps]
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Okay.
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[machine whirs, beeps]
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But it gave me sex nightmares!
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I’m sorry,
vibrators can’t do that.
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Oh, well, except that one.
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[dark music]
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[whimpers]
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‐[phone vibrates]
‐"Hi."
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Oh, should I respond
with something normal
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or something sexty?
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[chimes]
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[beeps]
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[laughing]
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Any luck getting a refund?
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Nope, let’s get out of here.
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Okay, one sec.
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My cervix hurts just looking
at that thing.
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I’m gonna use it
to change lightbulbs!
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[both laugh]
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‐Ow! Yeah. Oh.
‐[laughing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Bertie] Why did you wanna
walk home this way?
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[Tuca] It’s the scenic route!
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Look upon this gorgeous vista
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with its robust examples
of civil engineering!
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Huh.
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It is kinda pretty here.
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Yeah, isn’t it?
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Goodbye, sex nightmares!
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[plops]
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[buzzing]
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[horn honking]
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Oh, no!
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This lighthouse
is blowing up my spot!
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Uh, I think it’s just
guiding boats?
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Okay, full disclosure.
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Kara lives in the lighthouse.
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I might be doing
some light stalking.
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Oh, dang, you really like her!
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I think so.
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But it’s hard to tell
if her texts
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are "Friendly Girl" texts
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or "Girl‐Friendly" texts,
you know what I mean?
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Kind of. But Speckle texted me,
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"Can we be
boyfriend/girlfriend?"
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Twenty minutes
after our first date,
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so my barometer might be skewed.
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I just wonder what she’s
doing all the time,
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like what did she eat for lunch
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or what’s her favorite
curse word?
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Is it [bleep]?
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Aw, that’s sweet!
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So [bleep] sweet!
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[horn honking]
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Ooh, roll out!
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Goodbye, evil butt plug!
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See ya never, dildo of doom!
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[water splashes]
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[calm music]
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You wanna buy some potions?
Spells? Weapons?
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No, thank you.
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Would you like to help harvest
some kidney beans?
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Uh... Okay, sure?
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Hey, BigHairyStallion69,
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will you show him
where we store our mulch?
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Hey, Bertie, what are you up to?
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No, nothing.
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Uh, how’s your game?
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Great!
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We’ve almost harvested
enough food
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to fully stock the soup kitchen!
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I’m gonna pause to get a snack.
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No! Don’t move!
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I’ll get you some, eh...
gamer fuel!
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Aw, thanks, babe,
that’s so nice of you!
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Ants on a log with extra ants,
coming right up.
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[clattering]
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Jeez, why are mattresses
so heavy?
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‐Tuca!
‐What?
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You said don’t text and drive!
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Why are you getting rid
of your mattress anyway?
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Well, I ditched my vibrator
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but then last night,
I had another filthy, nasty,
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and surprisingly
effective fantasy
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about Pastry Pete!
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So now, I’m thinking
it’s the mattress?
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I bought it during
a Bird President’s Day sale
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back when I was working
at the bakery.
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So it’s tainted!
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Makes perfect sense!
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But what if it’s not
the mattress or the vibrator
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and something’s wrong
with me, mentally?
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Who knows why brains
do these things,
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brains are crazy!
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Why would my brain do this to me
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after all the fish oil
and crossword puzzles
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I’ve been feeding it?
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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Oh, I don’t know, Tuca.
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Maybe I need to unpack this
with my therapist
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before my subconscious self
combusts.
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You know who would find this sex
nightmare story hilarious?
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Kara.
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Do not tell her about this!
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Why not?
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She’s a medical professional.
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Okay, fine.
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My best friend Bertie is not
having effed up fantasies
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about her old boss.
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Tuca! Don’t!
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Fine!
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Instead, I’ll just text her
something flirty.
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‐Uh... Ooh!
‐Ooh! Flirt reciprocated!
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Ew! Is she allowed
to send you that?
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[laughter]
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‐[laughs]
‐[enamored sigh]
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[both grunting]
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[both] Agh!
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[upbeat music]
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[vibrator buzzing]
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So, we’ve already talked about
things from my past.
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You know, the messed‐up shit.
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Mm‐hm. The assault.
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Yeah. That.
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So, did that just break
my brain forever?
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And now I’m turned on
by freaky‐deaky pervy stuff?
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You know, while it may feel
shocking and shameful,
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feeling arousal can be a normal
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and healthy part
of processing trauma.
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But what happened to me
wasn’t arousing at all.
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Our sexuality
is incredibly complicated.
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Maybe your past experience
has led you here,
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and having fantasies about
power and taboo relationships
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is part of your healing journey.
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[Joanne] It’s a corrective
emotional experience,
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because this time,
you’re in control.
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But also, maybe you’d be
into this stuff
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even if that thing
hadn’t happened to you
264
00:10:29,705 --> 00:10:30,773
when you were younger.
265
00:10:30,773 --> 00:10:33,373
Who knows why brains
do these things,
266
00:10:33,376 --> 00:10:34,976
brains are crazy!
267
00:10:34,977 --> 00:10:35,878
Ugh.
268
00:10:35,878 --> 00:10:38,978
brains are crazy!
269
00:10:38,981 --> 00:10:40,950
Why am I still upset about this?
270
00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:43,880
Trauma has a way
of bubbling back up again,
271
00:10:43,886 --> 00:10:45,821
at very inconvenient times.
272
00:10:45,821 --> 00:10:48,291
Often during the holidays.
273
00:10:48,291 --> 00:10:50,159
It’s like bad plumbing.
274
00:10:50,159 --> 00:10:53,429
Can’t you just snake
all that stuff out at once?
275
00:10:53,429 --> 00:10:54,689
[groans]
276
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,707
[squawking]
277
00:10:59,669 --> 00:11:00,769
Oh!
278
00:11:00,770 --> 00:11:02,800
The longer I talk
about this shit in here,
279
00:11:02,805 --> 00:11:05,305
the more discombobulated I get.
280
00:11:05,308 --> 00:11:07,643
We’re working on it.
These things take time.
281
00:11:07,643 --> 00:11:09,378
Ah! And that’s our time!
282
00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,278
But I’m still in pieces!
283
00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,580
See you next week!
284
00:11:12,582 --> 00:11:14,682
Wait, how do I face Speckle?
285
00:11:14,684 --> 00:11:16,018
I’m so ashamed.
286
00:11:16,018 --> 00:11:18,118
You could try talking to him
about it.
287
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,320
Great.
288
00:11:19,322 --> 00:11:20,389
Can you talk to him for me?
289
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,249
Nope. And you need to get.
290
00:11:22,258 --> 00:11:24,227
My next client
is a real piece of work,
291
00:11:24,227 --> 00:11:25,261
so I gotta use this time
292
00:11:25,261 --> 00:11:27,291
to psych myself up
for that whole mess.
293
00:11:27,296 --> 00:11:29,398
Argh!
294
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,058
Bertie, your foot.
295
00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:32,307
[groans]
296
00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:36,444
[door opens]
297
00:11:40,142 --> 00:11:43,042
[humming]
298
00:11:45,715 --> 00:11:47,049
[keypad clicks]
299
00:11:47,049 --> 00:11:48,079
[chimes]
300
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:52,521
[Kara] ♪ I love Crinkles
With shrimpy sprinkles ♪
301
00:11:52,521 --> 00:11:55,291
♪ They don’t cure wrinkles
Or make you tinkle! ♪
302
00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:58,160
Shrimp‐flavored snack chips
with ranch!
303
00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,020
Oh, yeah!
304
00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:00,229
The Crinkles jingle!
305
00:12:00,229 --> 00:12:02,089
I can’t believe
she remembers it!
306
00:12:02,098 --> 00:12:03,108
[chimes]
307
00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:06,102
[lively music]
308
00:12:06,102 --> 00:12:08,602
Okay, we like
the same snack foods.
309
00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,904
She’s telling me
about her ex‐girlfriend.
310
00:12:10,906 --> 00:12:12,908
It’s time for a gut‐check!
311
00:12:12,908 --> 00:12:15,268
[Tuca] Guts, assemble!
312
00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:18,514
[heroic music]
313
00:12:18,514 --> 00:12:19,682
I have a crush on someone
314
00:12:19,682 --> 00:12:23,019
[heroic music]
315
00:12:23,019 --> 00:12:25,919
‐She loves you!
‐[Tuca] Intestines?
316
00:12:25,921 --> 00:12:27,621
You’re totally friend‐zoned.
317
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:30,123
PS, crinkles give you diarrhea!
318
00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,326
[Tuca] Worth it.
What about you, Liver?
319
00:12:33,362 --> 00:12:35,862
Oh, you still wanna be
like that, huh?
320
00:12:35,865 --> 00:12:38,734
I said I was sorry
about that one spring break!
321
00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:40,534
[Tuca] And all my 20’s!
322
00:12:40,536 --> 00:12:44,106
Ahem. The trajectory of your
interpersonal relationships
323
00:12:44,106 --> 00:12:46,909
has been on a swift downturn,
but right now,
324
00:12:46,909 --> 00:12:49,209
the most important thing
is climate change.
325
00:12:49,211 --> 00:12:51,241
[Tuca] Shut up, Brain,
nobody asked you!
326
00:12:51,247 --> 00:12:54,417
Don’t come crying to me
when the polar ice caps mel‐‐
327
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:57,853
I only wanna listen to the
grossest parts of my body.
328
00:12:57,853 --> 00:12:59,553
[Tuca] Believe me,
they’ve seen it all!
329
00:12:59,555 --> 00:13:00,623
[burps]
330
00:13:00,623 --> 00:13:02,193
[laughs]
Oh, yeah.
331
00:13:03,426 --> 00:13:05,626
[vibrator buzzing]
332
00:13:09,632 --> 00:13:10,632
[burbles]
333
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:15,337
[lively music]
334
00:13:16,439 --> 00:13:20,009
Yo‐yo, Bertie‐ertie,
how was therapy?
335
00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:22,169
Boring and normal!
Let’s not talk about it!
336
00:13:22,178 --> 00:13:24,246
How’s your, um, your texting?
337
00:13:24,246 --> 00:13:27,249
I need to tell Kara I’m into her
without scaring her off.
338
00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:30,079
Can you help me write the most
perfect text in the world?
339
00:13:30,086 --> 00:13:33,322
Of course, I’m fantastic
at overthinking texts!
340
00:13:33,322 --> 00:13:35,791
‐Let’s see.
‐[keypad clicking]
341
00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:37,860
Oh, no, don’t say that.
342
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,990
‐What should I say?
‐Lemme just...
343
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:42,096
[whooshes]
344
00:13:42,098 --> 00:13:44,233
How about something like this?
345
00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:46,573
Hmm, maybe something
more casual?
346
00:13:48,571 --> 00:13:51,871
If you use the word "chill",
she’ll know you’re chill.
347
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,709
Hmm, how about...
348
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,609
[whooshes]
349
00:13:55,611 --> 00:13:57,441
This has a nice sound to it.
350
00:13:57,446 --> 00:13:58,514
Poetic.
351
00:13:58,514 --> 00:13:59,954
Yikes!
352
00:14:11,861 --> 00:14:13,061
‐Anything?
‐Nope.
353
00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:15,662
Just the "maybe she hates me"
dots.
354
00:14:15,664 --> 00:14:17,199
I hate those damn dots!
355
00:14:17,199 --> 00:14:19,599
Stop looking at your phone!
Don’t freak out!
356
00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:20,602
[sighs]
357
00:14:21,437 --> 00:14:23,606
[lively music]
358
00:14:23,606 --> 00:14:24,946
Dots...
359
00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:26,709
[Tuca] More dots...
360
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:28,939
[lively music]
361
00:14:30,479 --> 00:14:32,239
Is something wrong
with the Wi‐Fi?
362
00:14:32,248 --> 00:14:34,550
Is this apartment suddenly
a dead zone?
363
00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:36,850
Speckle, have you paid
our family plan?
364
00:14:36,852 --> 00:14:38,721
I sure did!
Ooh, that reminds me,
365
00:14:38,721 --> 00:14:40,389
I need to call my sister,
Dottie.
366
00:14:40,389 --> 00:14:41,519
Argh!
367
00:14:41,524 --> 00:14:43,324
Ugh, I’m so achy.
368
00:14:43,325 --> 00:14:45,928
I think I’m about to get
my period, period, period.
369
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,928
No, no, no, no, no, no!
370
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,600
Agh!
371
00:14:50,299 --> 00:14:51,559
[pants]
372
00:14:55,838 --> 00:14:57,278
[clanks]
373
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,442
Argh!
374
00:15:03,913 --> 00:15:05,381
Argh!
375
00:15:05,381 --> 00:15:06,949
Patient in critical condition!
376
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,079
Get them into surgery, stat!
377
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:11,084
[panting]
378
00:15:11,086 --> 00:15:13,289
I’m looking for Kara.
Is she on duty tonight?
379
00:15:13,289 --> 00:15:16,089
Kara? Oh, she’s at
Dr. Sullivan’s birthday party
380
00:15:16,091 --> 00:15:17,621
at the bar around the corner.
381
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:20,463
He’s turning 40... again.
382
00:15:20,463 --> 00:15:22,293
‐Thank you!
‐[elevator bell dings]
383
00:15:22,298 --> 00:15:25,008
[upbeat music playing]
384
00:15:29,104 --> 00:15:30,940
[laughing]
385
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,300
Oh, my god.
386
00:15:35,177 --> 00:15:37,480
Is there room for me
in the Enchanted Wood?
387
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,880
Always! I could use a hand
with these seedlings!
388
00:15:40,883 --> 00:15:42,283
So, if you wanna
pick anything up,
389
00:15:42,284 --> 00:15:44,084
just press "B", and you can‐‐
390
00:15:44,086 --> 00:15:45,821
I am Elfric the Huntress.
391
00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:47,990
Can you help me retrieve
the scroll of‐‐
392
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,620
‐Hyah!
‐Ugh!
393
00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:51,160
Oh, damn!
394
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,728
Go, Bertie!
395
00:15:52,728 --> 00:15:53,928
[mimics gunshots]
396
00:15:53,929 --> 00:15:55,459
[Bertie] Yeah, yeah, yeah!
397
00:15:56,465 --> 00:15:57,633
No! Not Damien!
398
00:15:57,633 --> 00:15:59,869
Oh! He just started
keeping bees!
399
00:15:59,869 --> 00:16:01,229
Oops, sorry!
400
00:16:01,237 --> 00:16:04,139
Ah... Okay. That’s okay.
401
00:16:04,139 --> 00:16:07,409
So... why did you get rid
of our mattress?
402
00:16:07,409 --> 00:16:09,639
Sorry, I’ll get a new one
tomorrow!
403
00:16:09,645 --> 00:16:10,545
I panicked.
404
00:16:10,546 --> 00:16:12,715
Sorry, I’ll get a new one
tomorrow!
405
00:16:12,715 --> 00:16:13,915
No. Um...
406
00:16:13,916 --> 00:16:15,784
Remember when I told you
about that thing
407
00:16:15,784 --> 00:16:16,952
that happened to me
408
00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:19,588
at the Jelly Lakes
when I was young?
409
00:16:19,588 --> 00:16:21,188
[fire whooshing]
410
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,190
Yeah, you, you mentioned it once
411
00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:24,760
when we were first dating.
412
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:25,720
[sighs]
I’m so sorry
413
00:16:25,828 --> 00:16:27,229
‐that happened to you.
w‐[Game Joel] Hey, guys! g.
414
00:16:27,229 --> 00:16:29,289
Ooh, do you need help
battling this dragon?
415
00:16:29,298 --> 00:16:31,200
We’re kinda having
a talk right now,
416
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,460
but maybe later!
417
00:16:32,468 --> 00:16:33,536
Oh, my bad!
418
00:16:33,536 --> 00:16:35,371
I’ll go see
if the village apothecary
419
00:16:35,371 --> 00:16:37,671
has any phosphorus‐rich
fertilizers.
420
00:16:37,673 --> 00:16:39,341
Ah! My experience points.
421
00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:41,110
‐[Red Dragon chomps]
‐Ooh!
422
00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:44,140
Sorry, friend.
I’ll avenge you later.
423
00:16:44,146 --> 00:16:47,082
So, you were saying...
the Jelly Lakes...
424
00:16:47,082 --> 00:16:48,250
Well, um...
425
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:51,280
I still get upset about it
sometimes.
426
00:16:51,287 --> 00:16:54,590
Wow. Yeah, that, uh...
That makes sense.
427
00:16:54,590 --> 00:16:57,190
It must have been
very traumatic.
428
00:16:57,192 --> 00:17:00,392
Yeah. And I don’t know
if this is related or not,
429
00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:04,133
but sometimes,
I, I have weird fantasies.
430
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:08,671
Like, I get inexplicable crushes
on bad dudes.
431
00:17:08,671 --> 00:17:10,201
Like Pastry Pete?
432
00:17:11,006 --> 00:17:12,276
You knew?
433
00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:15,675
Yeah, I mean, I could tell.
434
00:17:15,678 --> 00:17:17,713
I, I don’t actually like him
at all!
435
00:17:17,713 --> 00:17:19,313
He’s a terrible person!
436
00:17:19,315 --> 00:17:23,218
It’s just, in my fantasies,
sometimes, it feels good.
437
00:17:23,218 --> 00:17:24,818
I’m so ashamed.
438
00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:26,288
It’s okay. Yeah, I...
439
00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:27,688
I think I understand.
440
00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:30,221
[relieved sigh]
441
00:17:30,225 --> 00:17:32,494
Do you have anything weird
like that?
442
00:17:32,494 --> 00:17:34,263
Hmm...
443
00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:36,863
I never told you this, but...
444
00:17:36,865 --> 00:17:39,602
when I was young,
my best friend’s mom
445
00:17:39,602 --> 00:17:40,732
was a baker.
446
00:17:40,736 --> 00:17:43,606
[Speckle] And I really...
liked it.
447
00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:46,473
I liked her.
448
00:17:46,475 --> 00:17:49,011
Oh, yeah?
449
00:17:49,011 --> 00:17:50,511
Listen, I don’t wanna be creepy.
450
00:17:50,512 --> 00:17:52,812
I love you for so many reasons,
451
00:17:52,815 --> 00:17:56,218
but the baking doesn’t hurt!
452
00:17:56,218 --> 00:17:58,748
‐You know?
‐I love you, Speckle.
453
00:17:58,754 --> 00:17:59,989
[smooches]
454
00:17:59,989 --> 00:18:02,389
Wow, this is great!
455
00:18:02,391 --> 00:18:03,721
I feel so much lighter!
456
00:18:03,726 --> 00:18:06,161
Maybe sometime, you could roll
my dick up in croissant dough,
457
00:18:06,161 --> 00:18:07,730
like a pig in a blanket.
I’m just kidding.
458
00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:10,799
I’m kidding, right?
I’m totally kidding.
459
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,429
Unless, you know, you’re...
460
00:18:12,434 --> 00:18:14,770
No, I’m totally kidding!
461
00:18:14,770 --> 00:18:16,070
It’s impossible,
462
00:18:16,071 --> 00:18:18,240
even if I wanted to, you know,
463
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,670
you can’t get it
around the, uh...
464
00:18:20,676 --> 00:18:23,212
[lively music]
465
00:18:23,212 --> 00:18:25,381
[background chatter]
466
00:18:25,381 --> 00:18:26,881
One seltzer, please.
467
00:18:26,882 --> 00:18:28,250
Extra bubbly.
468
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,620
‐[Kara laughs]
‐[glass breaks]
469
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:34,490
[clattering]
470
00:18:35,257 --> 00:18:36,692
You okay there?
471
00:18:36,692 --> 00:18:38,122
Can I ask you something?
472
00:18:38,127 --> 00:18:40,362
Have you ever spent days
texting someone
473
00:18:40,362 --> 00:18:41,830
without knowing
if they’re into you?
474
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,530
Actually, I just went through
something exactly like that.
475
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:45,901
Oh, yeah?
476
00:18:45,901 --> 00:18:48,170
Whew, glad it’s not just me.
477
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:51,070
Yeah, see that woman over there?
478
00:18:51,073 --> 00:18:53,442
She never responded
to my last text.
479
00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:55,210
And that was weeks ago.
480
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:56,440
[sighs]
481
00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:58,814
She was such a funny texter!
482
00:18:58,814 --> 00:18:59,814
Damn!
483
00:18:59,815 --> 00:19:03,118
Homegirl is out here
texting everybody!
484
00:19:03,118 --> 00:19:04,318
‐[slurps]
‐Tuca.
485
00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:05,949
What are you doing over here?
486
00:19:05,954 --> 00:19:07,154
Trying to hide from me?
487
00:19:07,156 --> 00:19:08,356
You thought I wouldn’t
spot my girl
488
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:09,625
in this crowded room?
489
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:10,525
Your girl?
490
00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:12,861
Everybody, this is my girl Tuca!
491
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,129
‐Hi, Tuca.
‐Hi, Tuca.
492
00:19:14,129 --> 00:19:15,989
Hi! I’m her girl!
493
00:19:15,998 --> 00:19:18,133
Tuca, this is my girl Kendra,
494
00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:19,733
my girl Liz, my girl Natalie.
495
00:19:19,735 --> 00:19:21,935
Oh, and my girl Gabriela
is around here somewhere.
496
00:19:21,937 --> 00:19:23,372
Hey, girl, hi!
497
00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:24,902
Oh, I love this song!
498
00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:27,076
‐Yes!
‐[crowd cheers]
499
00:19:27,076 --> 00:19:29,376
[indistinct chatter]
500
00:19:29,912 --> 00:19:31,642
[all exclaim]
501
00:19:31,647 --> 00:19:33,587
[crowd cheering]
502
00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:36,883
[cheering continues]
503
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:39,822
[upbeat music playing]
504
00:19:39,822 --> 00:19:41,752
Are you trying to leave
without me?
505
00:19:41,757 --> 00:19:44,059
Oh, I don’t know.
506
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,659
Did I ever tell you about
the dude who came to the ER
507
00:19:46,662 --> 00:19:48,931
after trying to perform
his own appendectomy?
508
00:19:48,931 --> 00:19:49,861
Not yet!
509
00:19:49,932 --> 00:19:53,332
after trying to perform
his own appendectomy?
510
00:19:53,335 --> 00:19:54,403
and this dude comes in
511
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,103
carrying his appendix
512
00:19:56,105 --> 00:19:57,473
in a grocery bag!
513
00:19:57,473 --> 00:19:58,873
[Tuca] Did he die?
514
00:19:58,874 --> 00:20:00,042
[Kara] Surprisingly, no.
515
00:20:00,042 --> 00:20:01,542
He actually did
a really good job.
516
00:20:01,543 --> 00:20:04,012
We sewed him up
and put him on antibiotics
517
00:20:04,012 --> 00:20:05,380
and he was good to go in a week.
518
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,410
‐[Kara] He’s a surgeon now!
‐[Tuca] That’s amazing!
519
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:09,051
Wanna see pics?
520
00:20:09,051 --> 00:20:11,021
‐They’re gnarly.
‐Yeah!
521
00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:20,562
[both moaning]
522
00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:25,630
[lively music]
523
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:31,340
Hmm. You smell good!
524
00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:32,470
Is this
a new feather conditioner?
525
00:20:32,474 --> 00:20:34,643
[giggling]
Nope.
526
00:20:34,643 --> 00:20:36,378
Maybe it’s my beak serum?
527
00:20:36,378 --> 00:20:38,438
Let me see. Mmm.
528
00:20:40,082 --> 00:20:42,651
It’s peach flavored. And melon!
529
00:20:42,651 --> 00:20:43,819
Mmm.
530
00:20:43,819 --> 00:20:45,079
Very nice.
531
00:20:45,087 --> 00:20:46,455
Fruit salad.
532
00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:48,255
[both moan]
533
00:20:48,257 --> 00:20:49,457
Mmm.
534
00:20:50,425 --> 00:20:52,394
‐[gasps]
‐You like this, huh?
535
00:20:52,394 --> 00:20:54,594
You liked how Pastry Pete
treated you.
536
00:20:54,596 --> 00:20:55,731
Oh!
537
00:20:55,731 --> 00:20:56,831
[whispers]
Is this okay?
538
00:20:56,832 --> 00:20:59,162
I’m just trying something.
Maybe it’s too weird!
539
00:20:59,168 --> 00:21:02,137
No. I mean, not too weird.
540
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,605
Oh, so, it’s okay?
541
00:21:03,605 --> 00:21:04,673
Yes.
542
00:21:04,673 --> 00:21:07,273
Cool! Also, it’s great
we can do this in here.
543
00:21:07,276 --> 00:21:08,644
Both because it’s hot
544
00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:10,744
but also because
you got rid of our mattress.
545
00:21:11,346 --> 00:21:13,115
[both moan]
546
00:21:13,115 --> 00:21:14,283
‐Ooh!
‐[grunts]
547
00:21:14,283 --> 00:21:15,853
[both moan]
548
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,618
Oh.
549
00:21:19,888 --> 00:21:21,818
[vibrator buzzing]
550
00:21:25,294 --> 00:21:27,594
[upbeat music]
551
00:21:55,324 --> 00:21:57,594
[calm music]
552
00:22:03,298 --> 00:22:04,498
Hi!